Fab Confession of Georgia Nicolson Collection by Louise Rennison is 10 Books set which has humorous stories for teens.
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Luuurve is a many trousered thing…
Sound
the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson’s bestselling 8th book of confessions
is now available in paperback! The original Sex God has re-landed,
Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the
Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all
three boys of her dreams? Have her days on the rack of love really gone
for good? Or will this just lead to confusionosity and merde? Laugh your
knickers off at Georgia’s hilarious confessions — this brilliant new
story is her funniest yet.
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then he ate my boy entrancers
Hilariously
funny Louise Rennison’s fabby sixth book of the confessions of crazy
but lovable teenager Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation
laughing their knickers off! “Come on, Jas, you do really want to know
my plan, especially as it concerns you, my little hairy pally.” “I’m not
hairy.” “Have it your own way, just don’t go near any circuses.” “Shut
up. Go on then, tell me your plan.” “OK, this is it: when I go to
Hamburger-a-gogo land! you come with me! Do you see? We will be like
Thelma and Louise!” “We’re not called Thelma and Louise.” “I know that,
I’m just saying we will be LIKE THEM!” “And we’re not American. And
neither of us can drive.” “Oh dear God. Jas, your spaceship has arrived.
Please get in.” Laugh your knickers off at Georgia’s tales from her
trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land (the US) and her attempts to entice
Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten
she aspires to be!?
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and that’s when it fell off in my hand
Brilliantly
funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s fifth book about the
confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Louise is a star on
the HarperCollins teenage list. 11.20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the
Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with
him. 11.25 a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big
hole in my nunga-nungas. 11.28 a.m. And also I would be dead. Which
quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise. 12.00 p.m. It is soooo
boring being brokenhearted! !but Georgia doesn’t remain brokenhearted
for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the
Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion,
Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed
sex-kitten that she aspires to be. Follow Georgia’s hilarious antics as
she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it
entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school —
urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and,
of course, BOYS.
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Stop in the name of pants!
Sound
the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison’s ninth book of
the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson! Now
that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion,
her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up
again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or
could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty’s life is
never simple! More hilarious confessions from our fave teen drama queen,
Georgia Nicolson
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Knocked out by my nunga nungas
Brilliantly
funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby third book on the confessions of crazy
but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now in gorgey new paperback and guaranteed
to have the nation laughing their knickers off! Jas said, “Well, what
happened?” And I said, “Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged
and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a
record and then we snogged.” “So it was like!” “Yeah! a snogging fest.”
“Sacre bleu!” Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and
b) scary. I said, “But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands
on my waist, standing behind me.” “Oo-er!” “D-accord. Anyway, I turned
round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping
things.” “Was he dancing?” “No! I think he was frightened of being
knocked out by my nunga-nungas!”
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Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging
Brilliantly
funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s first book about the
confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now repackaged in a
gorgeous new paperback and looking even fabber than ever. Louise is an
international bestselling author and her books can’t fail to make you
laugh out loud. There are six things very wrong with my life: 1. I have
one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but
lurk in a red way for the next two years. 2. It is on my nose. 3. I have
a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room. 4. In
fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to
Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic
‘teachers’. 5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home. 6. I
went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive. Follow Georgia’s hilarious
antics as she tries to overcome the dilemma’s that are weighing up
against her, and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it
entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope
with Angus, her small labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss
with Peter — afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers;
unsympathetic friends and family, and how to entice Robbie the Sex God!
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startled by his furry shorts!
Sound
the Cosmic Horn! Bestselling author Louise Rennison’s seventh book of
the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson is out
in PB! Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why? /
One minute he was snogging me, and then the next he was snogging Wet
Lindsay, stick insect and drip. / Perhaps I should tell him he can go
out with her as well as me! / But then I might snog him after she has
snogged him, which would mean I have practically snogged her!!! Erlack! /
I would rather snog my cat, Angus! / He has certainly got nicer legs!
Well, more of them anyway. Georgia is on the ‘rack of luuurve’ once
more! Will Masimo the Italian Stallion agree to be her one and only
boyfriend? How does she really feel about her old friend and
lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh? And has Robbie the Sex God really
gone for good? You’ll laugh with her and cry with her — follow Georgia’s
hilarious antics as she desperately tries to muddle her way through
teenage life.
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Are these my basoomas I see before me??
Ohmygiddygodspyjamas!
The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here!
Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets. It’s the FINAL
installment of Georgia’s fab and hilarious diary! Does Georgia escape
the cakeshop of luuurve? Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store?
Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)! And what about the
supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh? Will she FINALLY choose
her only one and only? So many boys, so little time!
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Dancing in my nuddy-pants!
Brilliantly
funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby fourth book on the confessions of crazy
but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now in gorgey new paperback and guaranteed
to have the nation laughing their knickers off! Phoned Jas. “Jas?”
“Oui.” “Do you ever get the urge?” “Pardon?” “You know, to flow free and
wild.” She was thinking. “Well, sometimes, when Tom and I are alone in
the house together!” “Yes!” “We flick each other with flannels.” “Jas,
you keep talking on the telephone and I will send out for help.” “It’s
good fun! what you do is!” “Jas, Jas, guess what I am doing now?” “Are
you dancing?” “Yes, I am, my strange little pal. But what am I dancing
in?” “A bowl?” “Jas, don’t be silly. Concentrate. Try to get the image
of me flowing wild and free.” “Are you dancing in! your PE knickers?”
“Non! I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!” And we both laughed like loons
on loon tablets.
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