Mystery and Thriller Series Bestselling Author Gillian Flynn Collection

Gillian Flynn is author of series collection 3 books set which has series of dishonesty, deceits, and inappropriate behavior.

Titles 

Gone Girl

Sharp Objects

Dark Places

Description

Gone Girl

‘What are you thinking, Amy?’ The question I’ve asked most often during our marriage, if not out loud, if not to the person who could answer. I suppose these questions stormcloud over every marriage: ‘What are you thinking? How are you feeling? Who are you? What have we done to each other? What will we do?’ Just how well can you ever know the person you love? This is the question that Nick Dunne must ask himself on the morning of his fifth wedding anniversary when his wife Amy suddenly disappears. The police immediately suspect Nick. Amy’s friends reveal that she was afraid of him, that she kept secrets from him. He swears it isn’t true. A police examination of his computer shows strange searches. He says they aren’t his. And then there are the persistent calls on his mobile phone. So what really did happen to Nick’s beautiful wife? And what was in that half-wrapped box left so casually on their marital bed? In this novel, marriage truly is the art of war…

Sharp Objects

When two girls are abducted and killed in Missouri, journalist Camille Preaker is sent back to her home town to report on the crimes.

Long-haunted by a childhood tragedy and estranged from her mother for years, Camille suddenly finds herself installed once again in her family’s mansion, reacquainting herself with her distant mother and the half-sister she barely knows – a precocious 13-year-old who holds a disquieting grip on the town.

As Camille works to uncover the truth about these violent crimes, she finds herself identifying with the young victims – a bit too strongly. Clues keep leading to dead ends, forcing Camille to unravel the psychological puzzle of her own past to get at the story. Dogged by her own demons, Camille will have to confront what happened to her years before if she wants to survive this homecoming.

Dark Places

Libby Day was just seven years old when her older brother massacred her family while she hid in a cupboard. Her evidence helped put him away. Ever since then she has been drifting, surviving for over 20 years on the proceeds of the ‘Libby Day fund’. But now the money is running out and Libby is desperate. When she is offered $500 to do a guest appearance, she feels she has to accept. But this is no ordinary gathering. The Kill Club is a group of true-crime obsessives who share information on notorious murders, and they think her brother Ben is innocent.

Ben was a social misfit, ground down by the small-town farming community in which he lived. But he did have a girlfriend – a brooding heavy metal fan called Diondra. Through her, Ben became involved with drugs and the dark arts. When the town suddenly turned against him, his thoughts turned black. But was he capable of murder? Libby must delve into her family’s past to uncover the truth – no matter how painful…

World Reknown Mythology Tales Legends Collection Anthony Horowitz 6 Books Set

_Titles

_{Battles and Quests}

_{Beasts and Monsters}

_{Death and the Underworld}

_{Heroes and Villians}

_{The Wrath of Gods}

_{Tricks and Transformations}

_Description 

_{Battles and Quests}

_{In the time of war, of death and destruction, the world needs heroes. Arthur. Theseus. Geriguiaguiatugo. Their names are whispered on the wind – tales of epic quests, of furious battles, beasts slain and the glory of victory . . .}

_{Beasts and Monsters}

_{In the cold, dead eyes of the Banshee, and the hissing, spitting fangs of the Gorgon; in the fiery breath of the dragon and the razor sharp claws of the Sphinx – there is a thirst for blood and a murderous hunger. But it is a time of heroes, and the teeth and claws of these hideous beasts are no match for the lethal blades of such men . . .}

_{Death and the Underworld}

_{From the pen of master storyteller Anthony Horowitz comes a new series of myths and legends from around the world, retold in a contemporary voice, and illustrated with bold, graphic artwork. Packed with Horowitz’s signature action, humor, and suspense these collections feel fresh, modern, and perfect for today’s fast-moving audience. When life is over, and the conflicted souls of the dead wend their weary way down to the underworld, what do they see? A three-headed dog with slavering jaws, a bubbling swamp and a hangman’s noose, or simply darkness? From familiar stories like the Greek myth of Orpheus, to lesser known tales like the Viking legend of the poet Nornagest and his precious candle, or the story of the Indian Princess Savitri who cheated death with nothing but her smarts, this collection is full of characters who are brave enough (or foolish enough) to cheat death and tell the tale.}

_{The Legends Collection of 6 Books set by Anthony Horowitz is retold tales from around the world with battles and quests are the lifeblood of mythology.}

The Underland Chronicles Collection by Suzanne Collins Author of Hunger Games

The Underland Chronicles Collection of Gregor 5 Books set by Suzanne Collins author of hunger games is action packed series.

Titles

Gregor the Overlander

Gregor and the Prophecy of Bane

Gregor and the Curse of the Warmbloods

Gregor and the Marks of Secret

Gregor and the Code of the Claw

^Description

Gregor the Overlander

When eleven-year-old Gregor falls through a grate in the laundry room of his apartment building, he hurtles into the dark Underland, where spiders, rats and giant cockroaches coexist uneasily with humans. This world is on the brink of war, and Gregor's arrival is no accident. Gregor has a vital role to play in the Underlan's uncertain future. Gregor wants no part of it - until he realizes it's the only way to solve the mystery of his father's disappearance. Reluctantly, Gregor embarks on a dangerous adventure that will change both him and the Underland for ever.

Gregor and the Code of the Claw

The stunning conclusion to the riveting Gregor the Overlander series. Everyone in the Underland has been taking great pains to keep The Prophecy of Time from Gregor. Gregor knows it mustay something awful but he never imagined just how awful: it calls for the warrior's death. Now, with an army of rats approaching and his mum and sister still in Regalia, Gregor the warrior must gather up his courage to help defend Regalia and get his family home safely. The entire existence of the Underland is in Gregor's hands, and time is running out. There is a code to be cracked, a mysterious new princess, Gregor's burgeoning dark side, and a war to end all wars

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Fun for Childrens – The Stick Man Jigsaw Book by Julia Donaldson

Description:

The complete classic story, plus six 12-piece jigsaws. “Stick Man lives in the family tree With his Stick Lady Love and their stick children three.” But it’s dangerous being a Stick Man. A dog wants to play with him, a swan builds her nest with him. He even ends up on a fire! Join Stick Man on his troublesome journey back to the family tree. LONGLISTED for the British Book Awards – WHSmith Children’s Book of the Year Award SHORTLISTED for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize SHORTLISTED for the Sheffield Children’s Book Award \”You’ll read this book again and again \- but by choice\. The award-winning Gruffalo pair create another classic with this touching story\. Sing-song rhyme, funny pictures and a tender ending \- ahh\” DAILY MAI

Popular Cartoon Series- The Octonauts Collection 12 Books Set

 

Titles

The Octonauts and the Giant Squid

The Octonauts and the Flying Fish

The Octonauts and the Decorator Crab

The Octonauts and the Whale Shark

The Octonauts and the Orcas

The Octonauts and the Monster Map

The Octonauts and the Lonely Monster

The Octonauts and the Electric Torpedo Rays

The Octonauts and the Sea of Shade

The Octonauts and the Great Ghost Reef

The Octonauts and the Great Penguin Race

The Octonauts Ready for Action in the GUP-A!

 Description

The Octonauts and the Whale Shark

The Octonauts follows a team of adventure heroes who dive right into action whenever there is trouble under the sea. In a fleet of amazing aquatic vehicles, the Octonauts explore incredible new underwater worlds, rescue wonderful sea creatures, and often save the day before returning safely home to the Octopod. Under the leadership of Captain Barnacles Bear, closely flanked by Lieutenant Kwazii Cat and Medic Peso Penguin, the Octonauts are always ready to embark on an exciting new mission!

The Octonauts and the Lonely Monster

Hello Kitty meets Star Trek under the sea! Dive in for adventure with these cute new picture book characters.

The Octonauts are a crew of cute animals who love to explore the big blue ocean. From their underwater base, the Octopod, the eight intrepid friends are always ready for fun and excitement!
When the Octonauts meet a lonely sea monster looking for others of its kind, they soon find themselves on a thrilling adventure helping him search the four corners of the ocean…

The Octonauts and the Great Penguin Race

Under the leadership of Captain Barnacles Bear, closely flanked by Lieutenant Kwazii Cat and Medic Peso Penguin, the Octonauts are always ready to embark on an exciting new mission! In this charming picture book, based on a special episode, the Octonauts cheer Peso on as he goes home to compete against an awesomely athletic penguin in the annual Iron Clam Competition. 

The Octonauts Ready for Action in the GUP – A!  

The Octonauts follows a team of adventure heroes who dive right into action whenever there is trouble under the sea. In a fleet of amazing aquatic vehicles, the Octonauts explore incredible new underwater worlds, rescue wonderful sea creatures, and often save the day before returning safely home to the Octopod. Under the leadership of Captain Barnacles Bear, closely flanked by Lieutenant Kwazii Cat and Medic Peso Penguin, the Octonauts are always ready to embark on an exciting new mission!

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Childrens Favourite Roald Dahl 15 Books Set plus 27 Audio Books Cds

Roald Dahl 15 Books Set plus 27 Audio Books Cds is wonderful collection for Childrens.
 

 

Titles

Fantastic Mr Fox, The Witches, The Twits, James and the Giant Peach, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The BFG, Matilda, Danny the Champion of the World, George’s Marvellous Medicine, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, The Giraffe and the Pelly and Me, Boy: Tales of Childhood, Esio Trot, Going Solo, The Magic Finger

Roald Dahl Audio Books Cds

10 Classic ROALD DAHL Audio Book Stories ON 27 CDs

1. The Twits – Read by Simon Callow

2. The BFG – Read by Geoffrey Palmer

3. Matilda – Read by Miriam Margolyes

4.The Witches – Read by Simon Callow

5. George’s Marvellous Medecine – Read by June Whitfield

6. James and the Giant Peach – Read by Andrew Sachs

7. Danny the Champion of the World – Read by Timothy West

8. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Read by James Bolam

9. Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator – Read by James Bolam

10. Fantastic Mr Fox and Other Animal Stories – Read by Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Martin Jarvis

Bestselling Series by James Patterson Collection Womens Murder Club 11 Books

James Patterson Collection of Womens Murder Club is a story of four friends which form a unique murder investigation team. Titles includes are 10th Anniversary, 7th Heaven, 4th of July, 3rd Degree, 2nd Chance, 1st to Die, 9th Judgement, 8th Confession, The 6th Target, The 5th Horseman.

Titles

10th Anniversary

9th Judgement

8th Confession

7th Heaven

The 6th Target

The 5th Horseman

4th of July

3rd Degree

2nd Chance

1st to Die

Few Books Description :

10th Anniversary

Detective Lindsay Boxer’s long-awaited wedding celebration becomes a distant memory when she is called to investigate a horrendous crime: a badly injured teenage girl is left for dead, and her newborn baby is nowhere to be found. Lindsay discovers that not only is there no trace of the criminals – but that the victim may be keeping secrets.

7th Heaven

Two cases have pushed Detective Lindsay Boxer to the limit. The hunt for a deranged murderer with a taste for fire, and a devastating new lead in the high profile disappearance of the governor’s son combine in an electrifying series of stunning twists and emotional surprises.

4th of July

In a late-night showdown, Detective Lindsay Boxer has to make an instantaneous decision: in self-defence she fires her weapon – and sets off a chain of events that leaves a police force disgraced, a city divided and a family destroyed. Now everything she’s worked for her entire life hinges on the decision of twelve jurors.

3rd Degree

The third novel in the Women’s Murder Club series.

One of the best-loved heroines from the Women’s Murder Club is about to die. Which one will it be?

Detective Lindsay Boxer is jogging along a beautiful San Francisco street as a ferocious blast rips through the neighbourhood. A townhouse owned by an internet magnate explodes into flames, three people die and a sinister note signed ‘August Spies’ is found at the scene.

2nd Chance

The second novel in the Women’s Murder Club series.

When a little girl is shot on the steps of a San Francisco church, Detective Lindsay Boxer reconvenes the Women’s Murder Club.

Working with reporter Cindy Thomas, assistant DA Jill Bernhardt, and medical examiner Claire Washburn, Lindsay tracks a mystifying killer who turns his pursuers into victims.

 1st to Die

The first novel in the Women’s Murder Club series.

As the only woman homicide inspector in San Francisco, Lindsay Boxer has to be tough. But nothing she has seen prepares her for the horror of the honeymoon murders, when a brutal maniac begins viciously slaughtering newly wed couples on their wedding nights. Lindsay is sickened by the deaths, but her determination to bring the murderer to justice is threatened by her own personal tragedy.

Horror Series for Childrens – The Saga of Darren Shan Collection 12 Books Set

The Saga of Darren Shan Collection of 12 books set is about a schoolboy who gets involved and struggles in the world of vampires.
 

Titles

 Cirque du Freak

 The Vampire’s Assistant

  Tunnels of Blood

  Vampire Mountain

 Trials of Death

  The Vampire Prince

  Hunters of the Dusk

 Allies of the Night

  Killers of the Dawn

 The Lake of Souls

  Lord of the Shadows

  Sons of Destiny

Description

 Cirque du Freak

 

The chilling Saga of Darren Shan, the ordinary schoolboy plunged into the vampire world. THE SAGA OF DARREN SHAN BOOK 1 Darren goes to a banned freak show with his best mate Steve. It’s the wonderfully gothic Cirque Du Freak where weird, frightening half human/half animals appear who interact terrifyingly with the audience. Darren — a spider freak — ‘falls in love’ with Madam Octa — an enormous tarantala owned by Mr Crepsley. Darren determines to steal the spider so that he can train it to perform amazing deeds. But his daring theft goes horribly wrong and Darren finds himself having to make a bargain with a creature of the night. Something out of the ordinary is set against the background of children’s normal lives to chilling effect. Atmospheric, funny, realistic, moving and! terrifying.

The Vampire’s Assistant

 

Darren Shan has been made a half-vampire by Mr Crepsley, but the Cirque Du Freak holds more unpleasant surprises for the vampire’s assistant. THE SAGA OF DARREN SHAN BOOK 2 Darren joins the vampire, Mr Crepsley, as his assistant and they return to the Cirque Du Freak. There, Darren makes friends with the snake-boy, Evra Von (who knows what Darren is) and a local boy, Sam, and RV, an eco-warrior and animal lover (who do not). Darren begins to enjoy his life among the Cirque performers as the youngest half-vampire in existence, but he defiantly refuses to drink human blood — the whole idea sickens him — and he tries desperately to cling on to the part of him which is human. Darren comes face to face with pure evil in the form of Mr Tiny, the leader of the Little People who join the Cirque Du Freak, and who eat anything — including human flesh. When he discovers animal bones, RV frees the wolf-man from his cage — and no-one could possibly guess how truly terrible the whole effect would be.

 Tunnels of Blood

 

Darren Shan and Evra Von follow a trail of corpses and confront a foul creature of the night. A new enemy or Mr Crepsley? THE SAGA OF DARREN SHAN BOOK 3 When Mr Crepsley is called upon by the Vampire Generals, Darren and the snake-boy, Evra Von, leave the Cirque Du Freak and travel with him to the city. Whilst there, Darren meets Debbie and his life as a Vampire’s Assistant fades into the background — until corpes are found. Corpses drained of blood! Suspicious of Mr Crepsley’s secretive bahaviour, Darren and Evra shadow him across the city and confront a creature of the night who may be the end of them all!

 Vampire Mountain

 

 Darren Shan, the vampire’s assistant is forced to march to Vampire Mountain where he will be judged by the vampire princes. THE SAGA OF DARREN SHAN BOOK 4 Darren Shan and Mr Crepsley make a long and dangerous trek to the vampire’s stronghold in the mountains. The trek is a test of skill and endurance — one which sees Darren’s vampire nature develop, and a new understanding of the mysterious blue-robed servants of the sinister Mr Tiny. Gavner Purl makes a welcome return when he joins Darren and Mr Crepsley, but they face more than the cold on their way to the vampire princes — the vampaneze have been there before them! Will Darren’s meeting with the Vampire Princes restore his human nature, or turn him further towards the darkness!

Trials of Death 

 

TRIALS OF DEATH — the fifth title in the compelling and chilling saga of Darren Shan — but the second part in a new TRILOGY, following Darren’s initiation into the vampire clan. THE SAGA OF DARREN SHAN BOOK 5 Compelled by his loyalty to Mr Crepsley, Darren Shan, the vampire’s assistant, agrees to prove his worthiness to the vampire clan by undertaking a series of trials. Each Trial is set by the Vampire Princes to test agility, cunning and intelligence. Failure means death. Whilst their attention is focused on Darren, the vampire clan fail to notice that the vampaneze have infiltrated their mountain stronghold. Who is the traitor helping the vampaneze, and will Darren survive the trials to oust the vampire’s greatest foes?

 The Vampire Prince

 

Darren Shan, the vampire’s assistant, must clear his name and avenge the death of Gavner Purl. Can a half-vampire outwit a Vampire Prince? THE SAGA OF DARREN SHAN BOOK 6 Betrayed by Kurda and reeling from the brutal slaying of Gavner, the vampire’s assistant, Darren Shan, finds himself branded a traitor and hunted by the vampire clan. Will Darren’s failure to complete the Trials mean banishment for Mr Crepsley and execution for himself? Or can Darren return to the home of the damned and exact revenge? But Darren comes to realise that there is more than revenge at stake — the vampire clan must combat the rise of the Vampaneze Lord, or see his ascension mark the end of thousands of years of vampire rule!

 Hunters of the Dusk

 

Darren Shan, Mr Crepsley and Vancha Marsch, are the hunters of the dusk. Their quarry — the Vampaneze Lord. But friends old and new may stand in their way! THE SAGA OF DARREN SHAN BOOK 7 It is six years after Darren was made a Vampire Prince and following a grim prophesy made by Mr Tiny, the vampires know the ascension of the Vampaneze Lord is at hand. Mr Tiny warns the vampires that there will be only three opportunities for the Vampaneze Lord to be vanquished and only three vampires who may succeed: Vancha Marsch, Larten Crepsley! and Darren Shan. Leaving the enclave of Vampire Mountain, Harkat, Darren and Mr Crepsley are shadowed by a creature of the night, do battle with the vampaneze, meet the mysterious Evanna and pay a visit to some old friends at the Cirque Du Freak. But no friend can prevent the bloody trail of bodies — the Vampaneze Lord may be more than a match for the hunters of the dusk.

Allies of the Night

 

The quest for the Vampaneze Lord continues for the hunters of the dusk. Darren gets an unwelcome taste of reality when he is forced to go back to school and his past catches up with him. THE SAGA OF DARREN SHAN BOOK 8 Maturing at one fifth the rate of a normal human, Darren has the looks of a fifteen year old, even though he is very much older. Vampire Prince and vampaneze killer he may be, but someone has shopped him to the authorities and it’s time for Darren to go back to school. But school is not the only thing Darren has to come to terms with: faces from the past, the death of a clan member, a clash with a vampire hunter and blood-thirsty vampaneze mean Darren’s past is catching up with him — fast. It’s time for the allies of the night to join forces. The hunt is on!

 Killers of the Dawn

 

 The allies of the night prepare for the final, deadly confrontation. Darren and Mr Crepsley will get more than they bargained for when they come face to face with the Vampaneze Lord. Evolution according to Darren Shan: human to half-vampire to Vampire Prince. The Saga of Darren Shan book 9: Killers of the Dawn. Outnumbered, outsmarted and desperate, the hunters are on the run. Pursued by the vampaneze, vigilante mobs and the police, Darren Shan, the Vampire Prince, is public enemy Number One! With their enemies baying for blood, the vampires prepare for deadly confrontation. Is this the end for Darren and his allies? Half a million copies sold of the Saga — get your teeth into a bloody good book!

 The Lake of Souls

 

The tenth part of the Saga of Darren Shan — one boy’s terrifying journey from human to half-vampire to Vampire Prince. The Saga of Darren Shan book 10: The Lake of Souls. If you step through after Harkat, you might never come back. Is your friend worth such an enormous risk? A terrifying new world, a deadly new challenge for Darren Shan, the Vampire Prince. Darren and Harkat face monstrous obstacles on their desperate quest to the Lake of Souls. Will they survive their savage journey? And what awaits them in the murky waters of the dead? Be careful what you fish for! Over half a million copies sold of the Saga.

 Lord of the Shadows

 

The eleventh part of the Saga of Darren Shan — one boy’s terrifying journey from human to half-vampire to Vampire Prince. He will rule the night and destroy the world. Lord of the Shadows! coming soon. The Saga of Darren Shan book 11. Half a million copies sold of the Saga — get your teeth into a bloody good book!

 Sons of Destiny

 

The twelfth part of the Saga of Darren Shan — one boy’s terrifying journey from human to half-vampire to Vampire Prince. Showdown — Darren finally faces his arch enemy, Steve Leopard. Can Darren trick destiny ! or is there a way out!? The final instalment, coming soon! 900,000 copies sold of the Saga — get your teeth into a bloody good book!

Important Life Lessons for Childrens – Anne Fine Collection 6 Books Set

Anne Fine Collection of 6 Books Set is fantastic children reading of childhood and friendship.

Titles

The Jamie and Angus Stories

Jamie and Angus Together

How to Cross the Road and Not Turn into a Pizza

Nag Club

The Haunting of Pip Parker

Care of Henry

Description

The Jamie and Angus Stories

From the moment Jamie sets eyes on Angus in the shop window, with his silky white coat and forlorn stare, he just knows that they belong together. On Christmas morning, they’re finally united and soon the toy Highland bull is Jamie’s constant companion. Jamie and Angus. Angus and Jamie.

Jamie and Angus Together

Once best friends, always best friends. That’s the way it is with Jamie and his toy Highland bull, Angus. Join them as they tackle a lively play mate, get muddled in a pretend game, and discover that playing isn’t fun unless they’re doing it together. These six heartwarming stories are complemented by black and white illustrations, and reveal the intricacies and ultimately the importance of friendship.

How to Cross the Road and Not Turn into a Pizza

Crossing the road safely is like anything else – you can learn how to do it. That’s what Miss Talentino tells Simon and the rest of his class, and she even gives them a demonstration. But there is one big difference: if you get a question wrong in class, you won’t end up as flat as a pizza!

Nag Club

Boggle hats are the latest craze. Everybody at school wants one – but only Lola has one. So she decides to form a club to show the other children how best to nag their parents into buying them one. Tactics range from the Huffy Nag to the Blazing Tantrum. However, the children soon discover that the best way of all is to just be pleasant and say please – or even to earn some money and buy one for themselves!

The Haunting of Pip Parker

Lots of children find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve, usually because they are excited about the presents that Father Christmas is going to bring. But Pip Parker is not excited; she’s scared. Every night for a week she’s been lying awake watching the horrible skull shape gleaming from her bedroom wall. What is it? Why is it haunting her? When will it go away?

Care of Henry

Hugo has to choose who to stay with while his mother’s having a baby. Granny? Mrs Mariposa next door? Uncle Jack? Who will care for him – and his dog Henry – the best?

Childrens Classic – Enid Blyton Adventure series 8 Books Set Collection

Description

For anyone who has been hooked on the Famous Five but is now ready for a new set of adventures, these totally gripping tales are essential reading! Meet Jack, Dinah, Philip and Lucy-Ann – four ordinary children who just happen to stumble upon some truly extraordinary adventures. In one story, the children find themselves in a lonely valley, where there’s treasure to be found, but what danger does the valley conceal, and who are the two strange pilots watching them from above? In another exciting tale, when strange lights are seen flashing from a dark castle the children are drawn into a sinister plot concealed within its gloomy underground passages… You won’t be able to put these stories down, we guarantee it! (Adventure Series Enid Blyton)

Titles

The Valley of adventure

The Island of adventure

The Castle of adventure

The Sea of adventure

The Mountain of adventure

The Circus of adventure

The River of adventure

The Ship of adventure

Humorous for Teens Fab Confession of Georgia Nicolson Collection Louise Rennison 10 Books Set

Fab Confession of Georgia Nicolson Collection by Louise Rennison is 10 Books set which has humorous stories for teens.

Luuurve is a many trousered thing… Sound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson’s bestselling 8th book of confessions is now available in paperback! The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys of her dreams? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Or will this just lead to confusionosity and merde? Laugh your knickers off at Georgia’s hilarious confessions — this brilliant new story is her funniest yet.
then he ate my boy entrancers Hilariously funny Louise Rennison’s fabby sixth book of the confessions of crazy but lovable teenager Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off! “Come on, Jas, you do really want to know my plan, especially as it concerns you, my little hairy pally.” “I’m not hairy.” “Have it your own way, just don’t go near any circuses.” “Shut up. Go on then, tell me your plan.” “OK, this is it: when I go to Hamburger-a-gogo land! you come with me! Do you see? We will be like Thelma and Louise!” “We’re not called Thelma and Louise.” “I know that, I’m just saying we will be LIKE THEM!” “And we’re not American. And neither of us can drive.” “Oh dear God. Jas, your spaceship has arrived. Please get in.” Laugh your knickers off at Georgia’s tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land (the US) and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be!?
and that’s when it fell off in my hand Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s fifth book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Louise is a star on the HarperCollins teenage list. 11.20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11.25 a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas. 11.28 a.m. And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise. 12.00 p.m. It is soooo boring being brokenhearted! !but Georgia doesn’t remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be. Follow Georgia’s hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school — urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.
Stop in the name of pants! Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison’s ninth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson! Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty’s life is never simple! More hilarious confessions from our fave teen drama queen, Georgia Nicolson
Knocked out by my nunga nungas Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby third book on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now in gorgey new paperback and guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off! Jas said, “Well, what happened?” And I said, “Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged.” “So it was like!” “Yeah! a snogging fest.” “Sacre bleu!” Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, “But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.” “Oo-er!” “D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things.” “Was he dancing?” “No! I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas!”
Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s first book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now repackaged in a gorgeous new paperback and looking even fabber than ever. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can’t fail to make you laugh out loud. There are six things very wrong with my life: 1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years. 2. It is on my nose. 3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room. 4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic ‘teachers’. 5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home. 6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive. Follow Georgia’s hilarious antics as she tries to overcome the dilemma’s that are weighing up against her, and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope with Angus, her small labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss with Peter — afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers; unsympathetic friends and family, and how to entice Robbie the Sex God!
startled by his furry shorts! Sound the Cosmic Horn! Bestselling author Louise Rennison’s seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson is out in PB! Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why? / One minute he was snogging me, and then the next he was snogging Wet Lindsay, stick insect and drip. / Perhaps I should tell him he can go out with her as well as me! / But then I might snog him after she has snogged him, which would mean I have practically snogged her!!! Erlack! / I would rather snog my cat, Angus! / He has certainly got nicer legs! Well, more of them anyway. Georgia is on the ‘rack of luuurve’ once more! Will Masimo the Italian Stallion agree to be her one and only boyfriend? How does she really feel about her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh? And has Robbie the Sex God really gone for good? You’ll laugh with her and cry with her — follow Georgia’s hilarious antics as she desperately tries to muddle her way through teenage life.
Are these my basoomas I see before me?? Ohmygiddygodspyjamas! The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here! Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets. It’s the FINAL installment of Georgia’s fab and hilarious diary! Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve? Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store? Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)! And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh? Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only? So many boys, so little time!
Dancing in my nuddy-pants! Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby fourth book on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now in gorgey new paperback and guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off! Phoned Jas. “Jas?” “Oui.” “Do you ever get the urge?” “Pardon?” “You know, to flow free and wild.” She was thinking. “Well, sometimes, when Tom and I are alone in the house together!” “Yes!” “We flick each other with flannels.” “Jas, you keep talking on the telephone and I will send out for help.” “It’s good fun! what you do is!” “Jas, Jas, guess what I am doing now?” “Are you dancing?” “Yes, I am, my strange little pal. But what am I dancing in?” “A bowl?” “Jas, don’t be silly. Concentrate. Try to get the image of me flowing wild and free.” “Are you dancing in! your PE knickers?” “Non! I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!” And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets.
It’s Ok, I’m wearing really big knickers! Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s second book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now repackaged in a gorgeous new paperback and looking even fabber than ever. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can’t fail to make you laugh out loud. What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab? / It’s a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God! / I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up! / I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it’s no good! / It’s been over a week. I wonder if it’s my nose! / I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.

Weather Warden Collection 6 Books Set Rachel Caine (Mission to save people from Natural Disaster)

Weather Warden Collection is 6 Books set by Rachel Caine in which mission is to make less severe natural disasters to the people. In Weather Warden Books, Titles are Chill Factor, Windfall, ill Wind, Heat Stroke, Firestorm and Thin Air.

Titles

Chill Factor

Windfall

ill Wind

Heat Stroke

Firestorm

Thin Air

Description

Chill Factor

Living, dead or Djinn, Joanne Baldwin just can’t stay out of trouble. Now, she’s on a time-sensitive mission to Las Vegas to retrieve the world’s most important Djinn from the world’s most dangerous teenager …and she’s doing it alone. That’s bad enough but having to deal with a past that’s determined to buy her, and suffering from serious wardrobe shortages …well, that’s over the line.One thing’s for certain, Joanne is gambling everything this time.

Windfall

You think you’re having a bad day? Joanne Baldwin has lost her job as a Weather Warden and saving the world doesn’t usually come with a decent pension plan. It also doesn’t come with any guarantees of landing a day job that won’t suck or finding a mystical cure for her critically ill Djinn lover. Burdened with a difficult sister in need of rescue, accused of weather-related murder, and finding herself in the middle of a Djinn civil war A…well, Joanne’s bad times are just getting worse. With enemies approaching from all sides, not to mention mounting credit card bills (Manolos don’t come cheap, you know) Joanne is praying for a windfall. But the mother of all hurricanes approaching the Florida coast isn’t quite what she had in mind.

Ill Wind

Joanne Baldwin is a Weather Warden. The Wardens Association has been around pretty much forever. Some Wardens control fire, others control earth, water or wind – and the most powerful can control more than one element. Without them, humanity would be wiped off the face of the planet. But now Joanne is on the run from another kind of storm: accusations of corruption and murder. Her only hope is Lewis, the most powerful Warden. Unfortunately, he is also on the run, having stolen three bottles of Djinn and become the most wanted man on earth. Joanne must find him, and find him fast, as some really bad weather is closing in…

Heat Stroke

Accused of murder, Weather Warden Joanne Bladwin was chased across the country – and killed – by a team charged with hunting down rogue Wardens. Five days later, Joanne had a lovely funeral and was posthumously cleared of all charges. Her human life was over, but she had been reborn into Djinnhood. Now, until she masters her enhanced powers, Joanne must avoid being ‘claimed’ by a human. But when a hazard that only a Djinn could sense infiltrates Earth’s atmosphere, Joanne must somehow convince someone to do something about it – or the forecast will be deadly. So who said being all-powerful was going to be easy?

Firestorm

The genie is out of the bottle. Rogue Weather Warden Joanne Baldwin is racing to New York to warn her former colleagues of the impending apocalypse. An ancient agreement between the Djinn and the Wardens has been broken, and the furious Djinn, slaves to the Wardens for millennia, are now free of mortal control. With more than half the Wardens unaccounted for in the wake of the Djinn uprising, Joanne realizes that the natural disasters they’ve combated for so long were merely symptoms of restless Mother Nature fidgeting in her sleep. Now she’s waking up – and she’s angry.

Thin Air

On top of that, it was raining. Joanne Baldwin has had better days – at least she hopes she has. After waking up naked and freezing in a forest, she’s located by two rescuers she doesn’t recognise at all. One supernaturally gorgeous guy might have been her lover. The other says he can control the weather – and so can she. Not everyone looking for Joanne has her best interests at heart, and with no way to tell friend from foe, Joanne is quickly lost in a fog of deception. Her tenuous hold on life is fading with every passing moment. Now she must rebuild herself, one memory at a time, before someone else steals her life – and she disappears into thin air. Oh, and along the way, it seems that she has to save the world.